The Holy Empire of Chadizian is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 863 million Chadizianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chadiz. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chadizianian economy, worth 106 trillion Chazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,294 Chazzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children are sent to either religious or secular schools, all alcohol is banned, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and it's scientifically provable that Chadizianian guys don't know how to make a woman happy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chadizian's national animal is the rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chadizian is ranked 50,208^th in the world and 2,418^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,193.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.