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Most Corrupt Governments: 6th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th Largest Insurance Industry: 10th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chris Hall

Population27.242 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.242 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 20,665 trillion money is redundants a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 758,607 money is redundants, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,008,945 per year while the poor average 129,160, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, the Great Chris Hallian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and it is often said that only The Squish-lord could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 3,868th in the world and 92nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 580.55 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 24thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35thHighest Average Incomes: 38thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39thLargest Mining Sector: 41stMost Secular: 49thHighest Economic Output: 54thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 62ndFattest Citizens: 63rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 91stLargest Retail Industry: 99thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 138thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 170thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 228thLargest Agricultural Sector: 273rdRudest Citizens: 463rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 585thLargest Governments: 847thLowest Crime Rates: 945thLargest Black Market: 1,551stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,038thLargest Populations: 2,514thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,347thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,868thMost Conservative: 4,624thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,585thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,894thSmartest Citizens: 14,107th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 92nd in the regionMost Conservative: 102nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 109th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 139th in the regionMost Stationary: 210th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 341st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 350th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 491st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 515th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, it is often said that only The Squish-lord could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the Great Chris Hallian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, hunters often become the hunted.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.

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