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Most Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 16th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chris Hall

Population28.869 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.869 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 22,666 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 785,137 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,611,717 per year while the poor average 35,936, a ratio of 156 to 1.

Gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, billions are being spent on a new island airport, babysitters are a thing of the past, and university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 107th in the world and 6th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 20,557.61 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26thLargest Gambling Industry: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 38thLargest Mining Sector: 38thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39thHighest Average Incomes: 39thHighest Economic Output: 49thFattest Citizens: 58thMost Secular: 66thLargest Agricultural Sector: 81stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 107thLargest Retail Industry: 130thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 191stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 201stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 677thRudest Citizens: 697thLargest Governments: 748thMost Armed: 752ndLowest Crime Rates: 797thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,256thLargest Black Market: 1,992ndTop
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Largest Populations: 2,419thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,813thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,894thMost Efficient Economies: 4,279thMost Conservative: 5,889thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,915thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,348thMost Stationary: 16,870thMost Influential: 19,131st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 88th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 122nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 144th in the regionMost Stationary: 165th in the regionMost Conservative: 192nd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 326th in the regionMost Influential: 328th in the regionMost Extreme: 576th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Chris Hallian Colonial Thesaurus.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Chris Hallian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, movie references are legally admissible in court.

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