The Despotic State of Comia Noracon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overseer Amulius Flavus with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.349 billion Comia Noraconians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrrhus Deep. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Comia Noraconian economy, worth a remarkable 4,289 trillion Drachimas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,339 Drachimas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, homophobia is off the menu, and urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Comia Noracon's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Comia Noracon is ranked 29,724^th in the world and 1^st in Montreal for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,709.73 on the Gilded Widget Scale.