The Despotic State of Comia Noracon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Overseer Amulius Flavus with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.339 billion Comia Noraconians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrrhus Deep. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Comia Noraconian economy, worth a remarkable 4,287 trillion Drachimas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,461 Drachimas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Comia Noracon's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Comia Noracon is ranked 2,644^th in the world and 1^st in Montreal for Most Corrupt Governments, with 307.01 kickbacks per hour.