The The crazy Marxist land of Communist-Union is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.547 billion Comrades love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marx. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist-Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,234 trillion Equeeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,129 Equeeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Communist-Unionian weed picker are way up, and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist-Union's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Communist-Union is ranked 56,376^th in the world and 267^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Politically Free, scoring 74.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.