The The crazy Marxist land of Communist-Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.945 billion Comrades love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marx. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist-Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,306 trillion Equeeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,173 Equeeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, the true length of the coastline of Communist-Union may never be measured, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist-Union's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Communist-Union is ranked 148,208^th in the world and 385^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 295.71 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.