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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 236thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 714th
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Communist-Union

Population12.945 billion

CapitalMarx

CurrencyEquees
AnimalPhoenix

The The crazy Marxist land of Communist-Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.945 billion Comrades love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marx. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist-Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,306 trillion Equeeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,173 Equeeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, the true length of the coastline of Communist-Union may never be measured, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist-Union's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Communist-Union is ranked 148,208th in the world and 385th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 295.71 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 236thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 714thLargest Welfare Programs: 735thLeast Corrupt Governments: 884thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 947thMost Pacifist: 961stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 965thSafest: 1,046thMost Developed: 1,070thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,288thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,290thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,374thNicest Citizens: 1,496thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,517thHealthiest Citizens: 1,548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,829thMost Inclusive: 1,847thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,851stBest Weather: 1,865thLargest Governments: 1,953rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,108thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,233rdTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,100thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,624thMost Cultured: 3,637thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,364thMost Influential: 5,699thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,288thHighest Economic Output: 6,989thMost Secular: 8,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,317thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,125thMost Efficient Economies: 10,544thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,003rdMost Income Equality: 11,390thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,584thLargest Populations: 21,700th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 48th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 51st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Inclusive: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 69th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Union, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Union, the true length of the coastline of Communist-Union may never be measured.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Union, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Union, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Union, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Communist-Unionian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist-Union, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Communist-Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Communist-Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Communist-Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Communist-Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.

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