The Protectorate of Creeperopolis 2 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.415 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Administration, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The powerhouse Creeperian economy, worth 812 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 78,056 Creeperian Colóns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,048 per year while the poor average 16,032, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, nudity is frowned upon, and Creeperian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Creeperopolis 2's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Creeperian Catholicism.

Creeperopolis 2 is ranked 266,739^th in the world and 9,704^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 8.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.