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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,505thMost Avoided: 5,119thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,594th
The Armed Republic of
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Darth Jar-Jar Binks

Population1.558 billion

CurrencyCredit
AnimalSith Trooper

The Armed Republic of Darth Jar-Jar Binks is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.558 billion Darth Jar-Jar Binksians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Darth Jar-Jar Binksian economy, worth 203 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 130,524 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, and hoping to get pregnant is considered sinful presumption. Crime is moderate. Darth Jar-Jar Binks's national animal is the Sith Trooper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Darth Jar-Jar Binks is ranked 226,985th in the world and 6th in The Infinite Army for Most Politically Free, scoring 5.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,505thMost Avoided: 5,119thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,594thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,903rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,783rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,214thLargest Retail Industry: 7,647thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,189thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,255thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,439thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,665thTop
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Most Armed: 15,132ndLargest Black Market: 16,035thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,268thFattest Citizens: 18,894thHighest Average Incomes: 19,602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,808thMost Efficient Economies: 20,136thMost Secular: 23,689th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Darth Jar-Jar Binks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Jar-Jar Binks, hoping to get pregnant is considered sinful presumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Jar-Jar Binks, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Jar-Jar Binks, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Jar-Jar Binks, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Jar-Jar Binks, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Jar-Jar Binks, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Jar-Jar Binks, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Jar-Jar Binks, sushi is sold on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Jar-Jar Binks, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.

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