The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.171 billion DiscGolfLandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,778 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 394,779 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bris parties are all the rage, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and foreign despots proudly bandstand on DiscGolfLandian airwaves. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 290,803^rd in the world and 3,731^st in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -35.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.