The Grand Duchy of Dragonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Duke Jeymian Drachenberg III with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.451 billion Dragonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weyrcliff. The average income tax rate is 11.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,147 trillion Galleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 308,364 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Dragonia's radio stations, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, you're only as old as you feel, and political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown. Dragonia's national animal is the Dragonhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Druidicism.

Dragonia is ranked 3,027^th in the world and 55^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 63.33 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.