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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,952ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,775thMost Influential: 5,459th
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East Peatteo

Population1.389 billion


The Democratic Republic of East Peatteo is a massive, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.389 billion East Peatteoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming East Peatteoan economy, worth 153 trillion powents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 110,615 powents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Peatteo's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

East Peatteo is ranked 7,896th in the world and 180th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,675.42 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,952ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,775thMost Influential: 5,459thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,047thMost Inclusive: 6,676thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,826thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,896thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,768thLowest Crime Rates: 9,263rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,758thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,511thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,861stMost Cultured: 10,990thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,091stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,740thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,005thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,063rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,632ndLargest Governments: 12,635thHealthiest Citizens: 13,084thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,236thNicest Citizens: 14,480thBest Weather: 15,361stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,804thSmartest Citizens: 18,368thMost Developed: 19,368thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,175thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,989thMost Secular: 21,614th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 180th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 194th in the regionMost Inclusive: 214th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 236th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 243rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 280th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 285th in the regionMost Cultured: 286th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 306th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 310th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 350th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 352nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 357th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 359th in the regionLargest Governments: 362nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 374th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 383rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Influential: 419th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 430th in the regionNicest Citizens: 469th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 483rd in the regionBest Weather: 484th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 510th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 511th in the regionMost Developed: 594th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 600th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 682nd in the regionMost Secular: 734th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 833rd in the region

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