The Incorporated States of HARRIS ASIA is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 360 million HARRIS ASIAians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HARRIS. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong HARRIS ASIAian economy, worth 26.9 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,705 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HARRIS ASIA's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HARRIS ASIA is ranked 221,365^th in the world and 312^th in Refugia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.