The Community of Egzarkia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.816 billion Egzarkis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teddy bear. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Egzarkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,885 trillion Welds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 328,870 Welds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,893,412 per year while the poor average 27,378, a ratio of 69.2 to 1.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Egzarkia's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Egzarkia is ranked 3,179^th in the world and 41^st in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 285.4 kickbacks per hour.