The Community of Egzarkia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, conspicuous electricity pylons, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.871 billion Egzarkis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Administration and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teddy bear. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Egzarkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,908 trillion Welds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 329,207 Welds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Egzarkia's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Egzarkia is ranked 1,620^th in the world and 32^nd in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 866.37 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.