The Kingdom of Ekamatra is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tony Jaa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 40.109 billion Ekamatrans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekamatra City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekamatran economy, worth a remarkable 6,604 trillion Thai Baht a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,675 Thai Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Ekamatran, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekamatra's national animal is the Elephants, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ekamatra is ranked 731^st in the world and 20^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 400.07 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.