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Most Stationary: 1stHealthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4th
The Fielzão of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Timão Eô!
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
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Timao

Population42.573 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.573 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,509 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 223,370 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto is considering changing the Timaoan flag to one with more glitter. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 291,045th in the world and 6th in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.1 kickbacks per hour.

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Most Stationary: 1stHealthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thBest Weather: 5thHighest Food Quality: 5thNicest Citizens: 6thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7thMost Pacifist: 8thLongest Average Lifespans: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thMost Rebellious Youth: 11thMost Inclusive: 14thSmartest Citizens: 14thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16thLargest Governments: 29thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52ndMost Cultured: 60thLeast Corrupt Governments: 68thMost Valuable International Artwork: 78thMost Scientifically Advanced: 155thMost Secular: 266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 274thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 291stMost Advanced Public Education: 300thSafest: 362ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 523rdLargest Welfare Programs: 556thLowest Crime Rates: 633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 850thLargest Information Technology Sector: 929thHighest Economic Output: 949thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,905thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,256thHighest Average Incomes: 7,556thTop
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Most Income Equality: 22,964thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,866th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Timao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
  • : Timao was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto is considering changing the Timaoan flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the little guy plays a big role in Timaoan politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, Timaoan scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.

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