Population | 19.532 billion |
Capital | Enchanted Wildwood |
Leader | Queen Arbeaone |
Currency | ¤ luminous orb |
Animal | iridescent-winged purple peryton |
The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Arbeaone with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.532 billion Divine Deerlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enchanted Wildwood. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Divine Cervinean economy, worth a remarkable 8,125 trillion ¤ luminous orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 416,034 ¤ luminous orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year, supervisors in Divine Cervine commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divine Cervine's national animal is the iridescent-winged purple peryton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Divine Cervine is ranked 290,716th in the world and 11,328th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -48.56 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, supervisors in Divine Cervine commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, the government is giving peace a chance.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Queen Arbeaone is a silly poophead.