The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.267 billion Pakotskì enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 4,040 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 283,189 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, glamping Pakotskì won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, and crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 286,560^th in the world and 4,971^st in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.15 flags saluted per person per day.