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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 93rdLargest Welfare Programs: 96thMost Compassionate Citizens: 125th
The Down with the Tyrants of
Democratic Socialists
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
RMB Moderator / Vizier
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.883 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Down with the Tyrants of Pakitsk is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.883 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,133 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,640 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody knows why the caged marmot sings, V§latsk's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 798th in the world and 17th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 163.13 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 93rdLargest Welfare Programs: 96thMost Compassionate Citizens: 125thMost Pacifist: 164thBest Weather: 165thNicest Citizens: 169thMost Inclusive: 197thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 226thMost Influential: 229thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 260thMost Beautiful Environments: 291stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 300thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 355thMost Developed: 390thLongest Average Lifespans: 443rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 516thMost Secular: 552ndHealthiest Citizens: 568thSafest: 657thLowest Crime Rates: 798thMost Advanced Public Education: 801stLargest Governments: 810thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,100thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,899thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,060thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,383rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,407thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,740thMost Efficient Economies: 2,991stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,136thMost Cultured: 5,340thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,828thHighest Average Incomes: 7,043rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,384thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,652ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,272ndMost Stationary: 16,872ndHighest Drug Use: 18,322ndLargest Publishing Industry: 18,345th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 62nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 78th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 138th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 153rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 191st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 223rd in the regionMost Stationary: 251st in the regionLargest Populations: 373rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 397th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 426th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 503rd in the regionNudest: 773rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Pakitsk voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, V§latsk's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Pakitsk changed its national nation type to "Down with the Tyrants".
  • : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 560 » H-Zhena, A Slanted Black Stripe, Swiftwhiskers, Sericena, Socialist Holy American Empire, United China Nation, Peatiktist, Amjedia, Headpat Central, CheeseBurrito, Unger under over, Broengtopia, Osterreich und Ungarn, Lantros, New Leganes, Our Gods, British Calradia, Axdel, Rhealaliit, Brotherland, Neruch, Ridann, Arkantis, VW53Aland, Gorbastan, Roliganistan, Nifalembria Zamingstan, New Terabithia, Cameronia Excellentia, Qui sequuntur somnia, Arcanama, Aeljae, Aihon, Dragons Blood, Bullpups, Hizuru, Kelsyth, Slui, Kalaratri, Davinhia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Emberwood Coast, Chria Deau, Freedom Fascists, Indrapore, Talitoa, Brethren, Aklevin, Abadong, Federated States of Zootron, and 510 others.Kilkire, The United Asian Republics, BearStackof2015, Eridue, The Underwood Industrial Empire, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Akorial, Barfleur, Adavan, Styklelilere, Bakaworld, Bai Lung, Adolanta, AngusEssa, Monezambique, Chubaka, Chols Worithopia, Dark Edgyness, Darkfull, Elejamie, Drunken Seal Islands, Endertopias, Enlil, Galve, Constructbegin, Goodnamesarerare, Kaigi, Imperial Akatsuki, Hokolokia, Impia Aghte, Harro Waarudho, Kublam, Layngderfleethe, Edmontia, Lanagon, Lyontisia, Kucia, North Insomnia, Seri Tai Republic, New Bradenia Ghost, Solis Ortis, Sansangra, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Someseni, Mundiferrum, Matdor, Reftaria, Kagorg Bra Corna, ReeK, Rokaku, Slonful, Blobbo, Riveraland, Slys Paws, Propwash, ArenaC, Pengnia, Joundia, Firenation91, Sojaristan, Abtracnt, CopyCato, The United Neo American Union, Slongs, Bytes, Stanisiti, Dahom, Kriov, Sanah, Libertanny, Ayaupia, Rakshuland, Liberstankonia, Kario and Nix, Goral, Sen Jast, Dreamersistan, New Liberitad, Euricanis, Grossvietnam, 3 14159265358979323846264, The Green Blade, Pekweng, Wallenburg, La xinga, Unitary Germania, Tuvaltastan, Iodinia, Khiralia, Under Sea Desert, Cymru Broadcasters, Servants of Gizmo, Unified Republic of China, Dracacre, Shin Konton, Monteconstance, Tshana, Empire of Ice Reloaded, Cantonese Union, Eagas, Marrabuk, Kelssek, Wolemoer, Mastariere, Fahrul, Titanomachia, Taurora, Dirty Americans, Enou, United Order Republic, Interdimensional Waifus, Narinoland, Adioration, Under Upper Antartica, Parasola, The Romanum Legio, Kyrloth, NewBorns333, Duracell, Vultuca, Modra, Tawuse, Vilit Umanstan, Biggstonia, Martonica, FreedomIand, Death Valli, Merlovich, Federal Republic of Hetacia, Arkalarius, Monix, Volkarai, East Malaysia, Rainbow Vests, The Anarchisticly Lost Canadian North, Morrowine, Dratava, Zaba Ana, Vorion, Citergue, BuciLand, Teddington, Imperial Phoenix Terra, Cacnesia, Icelandic Imperium, VernKhalla, Acronis, Sycona, Stumptopia, Freedomindia, Airrajul, Plazland, Wanabe, Dolielmarth, Evrigenis, Holy Alasia Orozen, HinduRashtr, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Australinea, Rage Mage, God in the world, Chrootangtonia, Kana Rin, Federalised Land of Rob, Gemlon, Great Algerstonia, Arstron, Janoobi Jazair, Malayku, Tesseratum, Nigon, Mahatakutana, Warren democracy, Bubba Bean, Western Pakistan, Arouran, Werglum, Wiranath, St Guilders Gate, Anarthoria, The Militarius Imperium, Zukchiva, Greater Emco Uns, The Solar Ottomans, The Three States of Fortuna, Moewland, The Empire of Rijelv, Stellar Colonies, Jyzeria, The United States of Indy, Trimmania, Kevduxia, Asendavia, Soirwren, Khvetsch, Zanottilandia, Kangarawa, Indigo Fields, The Almighty Country, The New Tace, Wizardonia, Packilvania, The State of McDonalds, Communist Angmar, Bharatewa, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Ripsylvania, ParaSymmetry, Waldenes, Hentaigoku, Zang0, United Slavic Country, Gensokyo and Higan, Yasosahan, The island of Kiria, The Earth Systems Alliance, Amerminetos, New South Hope, Republic of New India, Teskyla, Floydor, Lipibo, Falgron, Norgsveldet, Amabilis, Aztlan del Norte, Fellon, OhMyGosh1, Camdyn Islands, Oglandia, Bzux, Kianhua, Rasnyk, Fazrin, Calbee, Mamoru, Telidore, Quartzland, Terrabis-Seran, Yyvont, Savorca, Spicymemeballs, Antheosia, Dragonia, Spiruvania, Nation States of Joedism, Mechanico, Jamitri, Trulu, Bermadia, Generousity, Norport, Aussiestan, Tretrid, Schrebia, SecularNorth, The Eternal Land of Jong, XK-Class, Saku Han Union, RealDealGG1, A mean old man, Middle Lunianikuo, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, North Gadsden, North West Sutherland, Kulilk, Antserso, Staynes, Pyrima, Greater New Cassandra, Ancappp1stan, Vaskeden, Fuflix workers union, Alexandistan, Quebec-and-Maritimes, JohorRiau, Coruh, Jakubonia, Abethia, Aoroaria, Tholder Etehal, Distro-Spartica, Mohammedstan, New Brittannion-Rome, Bysios, Azureano, Lingu, Ashmir, Lilisk, Raneve Brusertheatel, Technocratic Tagalog, Army of Chaos, Salipia, Raunch, Merkez, Anarchistani Anarchists, Corpland, Cobersis, CANZUK 1, Bergimoret, Felonio, Crabbo, Deertia, Garricus, Vannah, Geboor, Debluu, Los Angeles and San Francisco, 9487, Crass Emporium, Danzink, Squarist Republic of Squaria, Federation of Knights, Harmonious Collective, Canthuria, Greenroe, Kanria, I-America-I, Ivepucchi, Kadvella, Kampf Empire, Koumintang Republic, New Cobastheia, NorthLuxeland, New Rusviet People Federation, SplodgeTopia, The Big Brain Boys, ReReReRepublic, The Death Syndicate, Picklestan, New Dudley, Lemaoyeet, Sovietsoyuz, Quinto Piano, Nonano, The Democratic Republic of Justinia, Stillford, Amanthaya, The Jamlandias, The Argos Federation, Lorynia, Ignatia, Squid Ruinosa, The New Wisconsin Empire, Santiago Arroyo, Serita Leo, Andurand, The American Free States, Commerce Federation, Prolitariac, Of Centralist Brexit, Moszce-Walvard, Cellar doors, East Shire, Jixdelistan, Harstford, Serfvarden, Resurgent Catholic empire, The new american, Scostien, Pureian, Omarci, Bjournson, Social Anarchist State, Brence Eng, Aloross, Sedequia, Virgoliaendorses, Kazukiyama, Atomopia, Rohanland, Habsburg-Lorriane, Belora Gyles, Dannemarie, Kingdom of Rumelia, Yuritoria, Todd McCloud, Syriusz, Hen wlad fy nhadau, New Monea, Peoples Republic of GG, The Iberian Anarchist Communes, Nossepachina, Eastern Alksearia, Collective Individualism, Lointland, Pagodia, Andrastekia, New Keighley, The Free States of Strattonia, Terra Occulus, Bolorania, Vi Forti, Tantia, Techny, Nikifora Eleftheria, Goralgn, Echibin, Lundenia, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Camanta, New Pontiac, Tseriesiscoming, LIGHT-STARS, The the People, Bareankosha, Turm Reagerthe, Khadah, Sybilize, Frozen Republic, Nurmani, Yossito II, Equatannia, Lurolona, Crabaiaia, TM-Jesselton, Oilean, Chalan, Islandian Free States, Kastilio, Mussel, Mays Austrian Nation, Acanthos, Philville2, Eudinity, Oofery, Didusland, Woodsind, San Castillo, Deciduos, Puelo, All4All, The Byzarkleion Empire, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Meagharia, West Nagato, Tasagnirken, Capetlant, Aweston, Paulo Vulpes, Aivintis, Dal Raita, Deepcastle, Osterlicsh, Glaivewill, Derkburg, Empire of Dabiristan, Rhoidia, Adriatic States, Ribanzi, Sudhiria, Vanzeria, Arcady-Asclepia, Llynn, Tri Lita, The Sygarian Regime, Konouj, Valkyron Union, Morvekomm, Flouland, Sancta Pannonia, Tau Emp1re, Isanastivia, Nevertopia, Pledonia, Skooptropia, La Floride, Forro Islands, Kanadeer, Gongreya, Minetastan, Grindoligarch, Catistania, Provillia, New Amerindia, Imprisoned Freeman, Lbert, Neue Leipzig, Ska Hydorordia, Filipopol, Luisagna, Songaria, Borsom Lolfver, Lepinja, Kirks Island, Wolfastein, Forgottan, Horungistan, Wisdoms and Knowledges, The Atlae Isles, Washingtonian Order, Flench, Survivoristan, Costa Diamante, Shavara, Komiker Mawrysharken, Izonno, EnderShnovia, Calmarya, Rythawelerzi, Carp land, Nellie the Dog, West Monrovia, Quail Empire, East Libertariea, Wapl, Am Echad, Andima, Santalcine, and Centrical Union.

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