The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.394 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 6,300 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 324,881 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Pakatska officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, the central government is trying to keep things flowing, Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 20,258^th in the world and 160^th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 19.4 billion capita.