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Most Compassionate Citizens: 25thLargest Welfare Programs: 25thMost Inclusive: 33rd
The Welfarist Wardenate of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Ecõltsk ont Frôtotsk
Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Pakitsk

Population13.97 billion

CapitalVõlatsk
LeaderVûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv
FaithWelfarism

Currencydanirtsk
Animalmarmot

The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.97 billion Pakotskì enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 3,960 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,474 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 2,543rd in the world and 50th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 235 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 25thLargest Welfare Programs: 25thMost Inclusive: 33rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35thNicest Citizens: 36thBest Weather: 36thMost Pacifist: 38thMost Developed: 76thHealthiest Citizens: 77thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82ndMost Beautiful Environments: 82ndLongest Average Lifespans: 83rdMost Secular: 88thHighest Food Quality: 104thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 181stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 226thLargest Governments: 270thMost Advanced Public Education: 289thLowest Crime Rates: 343rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 511thMost Cheerful Citizens: 547thSmartest Citizens: 774thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,007thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,038thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,041stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,489thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,786thSafest: 1,913thMost Influential: 1,997thMost Cultured: 2,543rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,910thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,471stMost Efficient Economies: 4,497thHighest Economic Output: 4,798thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,092ndMost Income Equality: 9,198thMost Stationary: 9,980thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,887thTop
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Largest Populations: 29,117th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 50th in the regionSafest: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 69th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 99th in the regionMost Stationary: 146th in the regionMost Income Equality: 193rd in the regionLargest Populations: 217th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 356th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 502nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 511th in the regionNudest: 540th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 152 » New Leganes, Danelaw Scandinavia, Enlil, Axdel, Euricanis, The Soviet Texas Union, Caymarnia, Unger under over, The planet nation, Anfair, Aeljae, Dragons Blood, A Slanted Black Stripe, Aivintis, CheeseBurrito, The Three States of Fortuna, Centrical Union, Adolanta, Packilvania, Amjedia, Hizuru, Ridann, Empire of Dabiristan, Peatiktist, Brethren, Myehn, Headpat Central, Kangarawa, Blobbo, Isahaak, Thurland, Enou, Mardom, BearStackof2015, Nuovo Regno Italico, East Malaysia, Fellon, Kalaratri, Agave, Lundenia, AuthRight Authoritarianism, Tea Jol, The 7th Coalition of Alba, A mean old man, The Marlands, Kylondia, Lointland, Estande, New Sandsnionion, Cacnesia, and 102 others.Davinhia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Santa Dystopia, Atrocha, United Citizens, Sansangra, Romanoddle Republic, Sandboxford, Wakeopolis, Kavanos, New Gehenna, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Marrabuk, Northen Luxembourg, Wiranath, Bobadyk, Jankono, Neratica, Daravon, Vaskeden, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, New Garokirk, Zanithia, Solek, Lunma Un, Akimera, Vilender, Murshan, Pondingonia, EmpireBR, The Holy Rat, Asendavia, La Xinga, Texaria, Nova Avalona, Roissyland, Tassirion, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Dwightica, New Sciacca, Volinovia, Troc, Bachtendekuppen, Malvekia, Ratlan, Royabad, Verconia, Evrigenis, Savage, Compton-Conway, Khusja, Connerii, Coruh, West Pangasinan, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Kelssek, Krozland, Katalantana, Angbo, The Foraois, Reynar, Washingtonian Order, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Restovix, Satroju, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Chinesasia, Klonazepam, Tors Maj, Hieggary, Squid Ruinosa, Froppill, Dremaur, Evdon, Osmauri, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Asterborne, Liberatarianism, Karatol-Advenra, Dvaorla, Terianya, Bantarus, Jae67, Kuberistan, Valemont, Stellar Colonies, Horthgar, Slongs, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, NewImperia, Langburn, Konyai, The City of Philadelphia, and Mobian Islands.

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