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Largest Welfare Programs: 55thMost Compassionate Citizens: 72ndNicest Citizens: 105th
The Welfarist Vizierdom of
Democratic Socialists
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
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Population7.093 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.093 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,645 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 231,915th in the world and 8,719th in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 1.82 Prayers Per Hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 55thMost Compassionate Citizens: 72ndNicest Citizens: 105thMost Inclusive: 116thMost Pacifist: 118thBest Weather: 131stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 136thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 164thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 231stMost Beautiful Environments: 236thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 251stMost Developed: 265thLongest Average Lifespans: 298thMost Influential: 334thHealthiest Citizens: 351stHighest Average Tax Rates: 467thMost Secular: 538thMost Advanced Public Education: 633rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 634thLargest Governments: 732ndLowest Crime Rates: 849thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,164thSafest: 1,506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,762ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,879thSmartest Citizens: 1,921stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,741stMost Cultured: 3,744thMost Efficient Economies: 3,876thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,425thHighest Average Incomes: 6,385thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,198thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,135thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,248thMost Stationary: 15,479thHighest Drug Use: 17,693rdLargest Publishing Industry: 18,339thMost Income Equality: 22,986th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionSafest: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 68th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 91st in the regionMost Cultured: 98th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 153rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 158th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 186th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 195th in the regionMost Stationary: 216th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 229th in the regionLargest Populations: 325th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 450th in the regionNudest: 473rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 505th in the region

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