The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.545 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 6,350 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 324,941 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snitches get riches, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 333,409^th in the world and 4,320^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -43.98 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.