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Most Compassionate Citizens: 362nd Largest Welfare Programs: 384th Best Weather: 429th
The Hail TEP of
Democratic Socialists
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
Marsupial Murderer
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population3.241 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Hail TEP of Pakitsk is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.241 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth 421 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 130,168 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 384th in the world and 6th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 15,505.64 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 362ndLargest Welfare Programs: 384thBest Weather: 429thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 452ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 471stNicest Citizens: 471stMost Pacifist: 512thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 585thMost Inclusive: 725thMost Beautiful Environments: 737thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 853rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 905thLongest Average Lifespans: 922ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,491stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,614thHealthiest Citizens: 1,724thTop
Most Influential: 2,272ndSafest: 2,351stLowest Crime Rates: 2,597thMost Developed: 2,646thLargest Governments: 2,960thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,298thMost Secular: 4,570thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,419thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,626thSmartest Citizens: 6,092ndMost Cultured: 7,267thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,251stTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,962ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,535thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,245thMost Efficient Economies: 14,899th
Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionSafest: 67th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 73rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 98th in the regionMost Secular: 146th in the regionMost Influential: 146th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 171st in the regionMost Cultured: 178th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 181st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 192nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 225th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 321st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 372nd in the regionMost Stationary: 389th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 443rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 463rd in the regionLargest Populations: 531st in the regionNudest: 578th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 618th in the region

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