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Largest Welfare Programs: 68thMost Compassionate Citizens: 97thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 114th
The Welfarist Vizierdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
RMB Moderator | Vizier
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population6.38 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.38 billion Pakotský love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,655 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets, and the new one danirtsk coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 2,355th in the world and 63rd in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 172,903.55 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Welfare Programs: 68thMost Compassionate Citizens: 97thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 114thNicest Citizens: 140thMost Pacifist: 144thBest Weather: 158thMost Inclusive: 161stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 189thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 245thMost Beautiful Environments: 285thMost Influential: 291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 300thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 300thMost Developed: 330thLongest Average Lifespans: 376thHealthiest Citizens: 473rdMost Secular: 515thHighest Average Tax Rates: 537thMost Advanced Public Education: 634thLargest Governments: 873rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 885thLowest Crime Rates: 991stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,497thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,634thSmartest Citizens: 2,155thSafest: 2,248thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,281stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,355thMost Cultured: 4,014thMost Efficient Economies: 5,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,950thHighest Average Incomes: 7,085thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,565thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,764thMost Income Equality: 14,706thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,821stMost Stationary: 16,249thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,012th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 58th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionSafest: 69th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 104th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 134th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 155th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 197th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 209th in the regionMost Stationary: 237th in the regionLargest Populations: 346th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 421st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 550th in the regionMost Income Equality: 859th in the region

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