|Leader||Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv|
The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.093 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,645 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, public toilets are famed for their rear entries.
- : Pakitsk endorsed The Republic of Adolanta.
- : Pakitsk endorsed The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia.
- : Pakitsk was endorsed by The Republic of Adolanta.
- : Pakitsk was endorsed by The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia.
- : Pakitsk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist.
- : Pakitsk was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
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