The Confederacy of Floxia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by The Federal Triumvirate with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 950 million Floxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glennergrad. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Floxian economy, worth 60.9 trillion dends a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,079 dends, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', the government has been criticized for giving away Floxia's territory to anyone who claims it, and Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Floxia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floxia's national animal is the hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Floxia is ranked 267,778^th in the world and 5,589^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.36 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.