The Oppressed Peoples of Euro 095 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.854 billion Euro 095ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Euro 095ian economy, worth 870 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,032 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, nobody likes bad boys any more, the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Euro 095ian weed picker, and kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 095's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Euro 095 is ranked 268,125^th in the world and 764^th in Memeland United for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.87 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.