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Most Rebellious Youth: 733rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 785thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 793rd
The Delicious Utopia of
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Golly, those meats are fatty!
Karl Porkington
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Fatty Meats

Population16.125 billion

CapitalPorktopia
LeaderKarl Porkington

Currencypork loin
Animalpangolin

The Delicious Utopia of Fatty Meats is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Karl Porkington with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.125 billion Porkies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porktopia. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Porky economy, worth a remarkable 2,387 trillion pork loins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 148,039 pork loins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fatty Meats's national animal is the pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fatty Meats is ranked 235,761st in the world and 4th in A Very Small Region for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,960.8 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 733rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 785thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 793rdMost Stationary: 847thLeast Corrupt Governments: 870thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 983rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,281stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,290thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,305thMost Pacifist: 1,478thMost Developed: 1,737thSafest: 1,913thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,290thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,304thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,463rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,482ndNicest Citizens: 2,499thHealthiest Citizens: 2,510thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,532ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,753rdSmartest Citizens: 2,803rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,902ndLargest Governments: 3,324thMost Cultured: 3,439thMost Inclusive: 4,105thBest Weather: 4,221stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,131stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,114thHighest Economic Output: 6,485thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,757thLowest Crime Rates: 8,429thNudest: 11,851stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,391stLargest Populations: 13,510thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,471stMost Secular: 14,897thHighest Drug Use: 16,095thMost Influential: 16,924thMost Politically Free: 19,452ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,731st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fatty Meats was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Fatty Meats was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Fatty Meats was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Fatty Meats, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Fatty Meats, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Following new legislation in Fatty Meats, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fatty Meats, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Fatty Meats was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : Fatty Meats was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs, the Top 5% for Most Zombies, and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Fatty Meats was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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