The Delicious Utopia of Fatty Meats is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Karl Porkington with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.125 billion Porkies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porktopia. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Porky economy, worth a remarkable 2,387 trillion pork loins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 148,039 pork loins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fatty Meats's national animal is the pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fatty Meats is ranked 235,761^st in the world and 4^th in A Very Small Region for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,960.8 Standard Monetary Units.