The State of Lesva is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marshal Iuna Scadi with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.886 billion Lesvans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saela. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lesvan economy, worth 498 trillion Leses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,436 Leses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Saela, religion makes people horny, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Leses each year. Crime is totally unknown. Lesva's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Marshal Iuna Scadi Cult of Personality.

Lesva is ranked 218,145^th in the world and 126^th in The Western Isles for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.