Population | 4.072 billion |
Capital | Finn City |
Leader | Finn |
Faith | mini finnism |
Currency | Finnian Dollar |
Animal | mini finn |
The Pizza Guy Straight One of Finn and Keran 2 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Finn with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.072 billion Finnians And Keranese are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finn City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.
The powerhouse Finnian economy, worth 336 trillion Finnian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 82,712 Finnian Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,037 per year while the poor average 19,693, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.
Autocrats are persona non grata, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, and teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Finn and Keran 2's national animal is the mini finn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is mini finnism.
Finn and Keran 2 is ranked 69,794th in the world and 9th in OrangeJuice for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,372.22 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Finn and Keran 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Finn and Keran 2 lodged a message on the OrangeJuice Regional Message Board.
- : Finn and Keran 2 lodged a message on the OrangeJuice Regional Message Board.
- : Finn and Keran 2 lodged a message on the OrangeJuice Regional Message Board.
- : Finn and Keran 2 lodged a message on the OrangeJuice Regional Message Board.
- : Finn and Keran 2 lodged a message on the OrangeJuice Regional Message Board.
- : Finn and Keran 2's influence in OrangeJuice rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Finn and Keran 2 lodged a message on the OrangeJuice Regional Message Board.
- : Finn and Keran 2 lodged a message on the OrangeJuice Regional Message Board.
- : Finn and Keran 2 lodged a message on the OrangeJuice Regional Message Board.