The Pizza Guy Straight One of Finn and Keran 2 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Finn with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.108 billion Finnians And Keranese are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finn City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The powerhouse Finnian economy, worth 339 trillion Finnian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 82,712 Finnian Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,037 per year while the poor average 19,693, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Autocrats are persona non grata, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, and teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Finn and Keran 2's national animal is the mini finn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is mini finnism.

Finn and Keran 2 is ranked 93,719^th in the world and 14^th in OrangeJuice for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,628.5 on the Gilded Widget Scale.