The Grand Duchy of Fridean Cloobroidia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 498 million Cloobroidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Fried. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cloobroidian economy, worth 54.1 trillion Floydian Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,717 Floydian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die, Fridean Cloobroidia shot first, the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust", and colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Chicken'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fridean Cloobroidia's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fridean Cloobroidia is ranked 195,739^th in the world and 7^th in Gamer Squidward Island for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -6.78 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.