The Federal Republic of Nyogatene is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nyudhtudh Thal with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.618 billion Delabos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adhmepadh. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nyogatenean economy, worth 858 trillion Ubyrs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,767 Ubyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyogatene's national animal is the Nyujil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modhtpany.

Nyogatene is ranked 17,328^th in the world and 526^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 50.7 flags saluted per person per day.