The United States of Guccistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mydina with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 5.863 billion Guccistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nenon. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guccistanian economy, worth 893 trillion Emers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,443 Emers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, glamping Guccistanians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and Nenon is a police state during international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guccistan's national animal is the Pugg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nenonism.

Guccistan is ranked 69,960^th in the world and 2,999^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,457.61 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.