The Community of Hatakulamatakatak is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tamaka Kariknokerat Krhonhrak with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.042 billion Hatakulamatakatakians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokuliratikulak. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hatakulamatakatakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion Hatakudollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 177,052 Hatakudollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tamaka Kariknokerat Krhonhrak's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, there's a mortuary next to every Hatakulamatakatakian restaurant, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime is totally unknown. Hatakulamatakatak's national animal is the manbearpig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hatakulamatakatak is ranked 3,322^nd in the world and 177^th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,321.66 on the Clooney Contribution Index.