The Technocratic Republic of Hatzelia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Mizai with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.01 billion Hatzelians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centralis Hatzelia. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Hatzelese economy, worth 46.6 trillion Toris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,156 Toris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, light entertainment isn't dead, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hatzelia's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Hatzelia is ranked 203,282^nd in the world and 2,876^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.26 Obesity Rate.