The American Union Confederation of Holy autism empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by president Brian lee with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.556 billion Americans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of washington dc. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 3,547 trillion American Union Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 414,612 American Union Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the government has enacted freedom of information, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Holy autism empire's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Holy autism empire is ranked 2,621^st in the world and 124^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.21 law-abiding acts per hour.