The Empire of Necromonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Darth Bane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.302 billion Necromonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necromonia City. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Necromonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,980 trillion Necromons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,849 Necromons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Necromonia's national animal is the Necromonger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sith Cult.

Necromonia is ranked 276,543^rd in the world and 6,131^st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.