The Assemblage of Hominini is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Otzi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.033 billion Hominins enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tribes. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Homi economy, worth 581 trillion hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,369 hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The studies of art and philosophy are banned, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hominini's national animal is the bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hominism.

Hominini is ranked 64,286^th in the world and 11^th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,411.44 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.