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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 925thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,243rdMost Armed: 1,409th
The Barely Functioning State of
Moralistic Democracy
We Exist
Nameless Faces of Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell

Population1.851 billion

LeaderNameless Faces of Democracy


The Barely Functioning State of Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nameless Faces of Democracy with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.851 billion Ohavillbellians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ohavillbel. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ohavillbellian economy, worth 385 trillion doughs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,120 doughs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

There is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell is ranked 158,658th in the world and 4,207th in the West Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -3.67 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 925thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,243rdMost Armed: 1,409thRudest Citizens: 1,948thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,378thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,433rdMost Avoided: 2,984thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,425thMost Influential: 3,574thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,449thNudest: 4,518thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,598thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,646thFattest Citizens: 5,077thLargest Black Market: 5,412thHighest Average Incomes: 5,626thLargest Mining Sector: 6,555thLargest Retail Industry: 6,812thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,824thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,736thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,069thMost Secular: 10,676thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,687thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,347thLargest Governments: 19,544thMost Efficient Economies: 20,093rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,766th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionNudest: 78th in the regionLargest Black Market: 84th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 89th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 106th in the regionFattest Citizens: 111th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 145th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 157th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 160th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 222nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 248th in the regionMost Secular: 285th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 315th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 382nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 388th in the regionLargest Governments: 402nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 411th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 443rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 473rd in the regionMost Developed: 523rd in the region

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