The Holy Empire of Imprisoned Freeman is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by SupremePresidentDirectorExecutiveBossman with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 1.779 billion Imprisoned Freemen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buggerland. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imprisoned Freemanian economy, worth 182 trillion Thingamajigs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,591 Thingamajigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, it is a silent spring in Imprisoned Freeman, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imprisoned Freeman's national animal is the Levitating Ostrich, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anythingneverythingnonpolitical.

Imprisoned Freeman is ranked 22,812^th in the world and 681^st in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 975.3 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.