The Holy Empire of Imprisoned Freeman is a massive, safe nation, ruled by SupremePresidentDirectorExecutiveBossman with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 1.313 billion Imprisoned Freemen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buggerland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Imprisoned Freemanian economy, worth 139 trillion Thingamajigs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,210 Thingamajigs, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Imprisoned Freemanian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Levitating Ostrich sacrifices, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imprisoned Freeman's national animal is the Levitating Ostrich, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anythingneverythingnonpolitical.

Imprisoned Freeman is ranked 131,997^th in the world and 4,663^rd in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 50.56 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.