Population | 11.513 billion |
Capital | Lake Kahuna |
Leader | Big Kahuna |
Faith | Faithism |
Currency | jCoin |
Animal | Goldfish |
The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 11.513 billion Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion jCoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,514 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Janoobi Jazairian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.
Janoobi Jazair is ranked 16,388th in the world and 385th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.84 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Gem.
- : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Kingdom of Arleat.
- : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Queendom of Kyrisland.
- : Janoobi Jazair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Opyra.
- : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.
- : Janoobi Jazair was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Janoobi Jazair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Federationist States of Osmauri.
- : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 79 » East Malaysia, Todd McCloud, BearStackof2015, Kangarawa, Asendavia, Talitoa, Pakitsk, Ridann, Axdel, The Three States of Fortuna, Ripsylvania, ReReReRepublic, A mean old man, Freedomindia, Stellar Colonies, New Leganes, Modra, Under Upper Antartica, Fellon, Spiruvania, From New World, Hizuru, Aivintis, CheeseBurrito, Blobbo, Enlil, Agave, Sandboxford, Mardom, The Marlands, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Empire of Dabiristan, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Wakeopolis, Sea Lions, Marrabuk, Pekweng, Romanoddle Republic, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Murshan, Pondingonia, La Xinga, Tassirion, Dwightica, Troc, Lunma Un, and 29 others.Malvekia, Roissyland, Vervian Desire, Evrigenis, Khusja, Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Cacnesia, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, The Holy Rat, Atrocha, Hieggary, Dremaur, Evdon, Liberatarianism, Yukkira, Kadekoland, Konyai, Grimmerdhore, Opyra, Kyrisland, Arleat, and Gem.