The Oppressed Peoples of Jong Un is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un II with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.362 billion Supreme Leaders Slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City Of Forced Labour. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jong Unian economy, worth a remarkable 6,831 trillion BitCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 475,673 BitCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jong Un's national animal is the Homo-Sapien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Regime.

Jong Un is ranked 266,000^th in the world and 9,449^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 9.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.