The Bureaudirectic Union of Jutsa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Rageri Mesan with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 18.316 billion Jutsae enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seìweí and Cuīxuk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutsaish economy, worth a remarkable 4,405 trillion Iots a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 240,503 Iots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,183,064 per year while the poor average 27,919, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.

Many adults are moving back in with their parents, posters on 'Jutsaish Values' advise against being proud of Jutsa, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Jutsa, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jutsa's national animal is the Feejayoplep, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Jutsa is ranked 284,950^th in the world and 331^st in Forest for Most Patriotic, with 0.32 flags saluted per person per day.