The Enigmatic Idiosyncracy of Jutsa is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Ja Luıñaí with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 23.574 billion Jutsae enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seîweĭ and Cùxuk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutsaish economy, worth a remarkable 5,787 trillion Iots a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 245,518 Iots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,201,843 per year while the poor average 28,772, a ratio of 41.8 to 1.

Schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks, all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs, diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires, and the highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jutsa's national animal is the feejayoplep, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Jutsa is ranked 2,812^th in the world and 36^th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 171.88 quips per hour.