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Most Secular: 1,824thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,878thMost Influential: 3,098th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
This is the way
Supreme Founder
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kalla

Population1.433 billion

CapitalTar Valon
LeaderSupreme Founder
FaithAtheism

Currencykrona
Animalpanther

The Dominion of Kalla is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Founder with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.433 billion Kallans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tar Valon. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kallan economy, worth 191 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,354 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalla's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kalla is ranked 7,847th in the world and 203rd in the West Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 30,667.94 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,878thMost Influential: 3,098thBest Weather: 3,397thHealthiest Citizens: 4,486thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,636thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,818thLowest Crime Rates: 4,913thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,135thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,305thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,658thMost Developed: 7,063rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,165thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,626thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,847thLargest Governments: 8,122ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,276thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,015thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,393rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,724thSmartest Citizens: 11,023rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11,886thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,058thSafest: 13,255thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,822ndMost Pacifist: 15,686thMost Authoritarian: 17,535thHighest Average Incomes: 17,915thMost Inclusive: 18,763rd
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Best Weather: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 91st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 105th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 116th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 124th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 133rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 136th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 151st in the regionLargest Governments: 153rd in the regionMost Developed: 166th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 203rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 235th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 253rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 273rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 301st in the regionNudest: 334th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 343rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 348th in the regionSafest: 385th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 449th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 461st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 489th in the regionMost Pacifist: 499th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 505th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 518th in the regionMost Inclusive: 521st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 581st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kalla was endorsed by The Allied States of The First Earth Empire.
  • : Kalla was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, protestors are soaking piles of kronor in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.

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