| Population | 4.007 billion |
| Capital | IKEA HQ |
| Leader | IKEA CEO Voldemort |
| Faith | IKEAism |
| Currency | IKEA coin |
| Animal | IKEA mutant |
The Extreme Procrastinator of Austro-Bavarian States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by IKEA CEO Voldemort with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.007 billion Austro-Bavarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IKEA HQ. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Austro-Bavarian economy, worth 659 trillion IKEA coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,541 IKEA coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Funding for education has been redirected into the military, evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses, religious classes are compulsory for all school students, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austro-Bavarian States's national animal is the IKEA mutant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is IKEAism.
Austro-Bavarian States is ranked 10,541st in the world and 325th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 62.57 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Austro-Bavarian States was endorsed by 
The Blurple Multiconfederacy of Lugarvatn.
- : Austro-Bavarian States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Austro-Bavarian States was endorsed by
The Democratic Republic of Sechiole.
- : Austro-Bavarian States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Austro-Bavarian States was endorsed by
The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Austro-Bavarian States was endorsed by
The Community of Hikki.
- : Austro-Bavarian States was endorsed by Boylover.
- : Austro-Bavarian States was endorsed by
The Empire of Comfed.
- : Austro-Bavarian States was endorsed by
The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Austro-Bavarian States was endorsed by
The Money of Stal Valley.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 300 » 
Filibustra, 
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Former English Colony, 
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Simone Republic, 
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AmManies, 
Alsion, 
Andstions, 
Andanavia, 
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Soviet Terran, 
Azzarel, 
A Salmon Named Harold, 
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