The Pretitle of Kelesi is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.253 billion Kelesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keles. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kelesi economy, worth 499 trillion khels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,382 khels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Kelesi, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, and being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kelesi's national animal is the colossal squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solar Order.

Kelesi is ranked 3,825^th in the world and 153^rd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,374.03 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.