The Comrades' Republic of Kesikia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Ataman Alexi Osherov with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.794 billion Kesiks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomvotosk. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kesiky economy, worth a remarkable 5,953 trillion doles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 376,926 doles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed security details escort librarians to their homes, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Kesiky democracy, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and screenwriters and actors seem to be in short supply these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kesikia's national animal is the bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kesikia is ranked 58,759^th in the world and 1,331^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,819.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.