The Federation of Adziolandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Adziunia with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 2.765 billion Adziolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Helszawa. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adziolandian economy, worth 303 trillion helenówkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,824 helenówkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adziolandia's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adziolandia is ranked 167,292^nd in the world and 3,763^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.