The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Galnge is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.64 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowport City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,540 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 509,720 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", artists are pillars of society, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Galnge's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Galnge is ranked 1,004^th in the world and 13^th in Kylden for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 80.86 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.