The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.619 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 18,413 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 814,060 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, graffiti graces every city's streets, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 822^nd in the world and 3^rd in Kylden for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 5,733.46 on the Clooney Contribution Index.