The Puppet Nation of Landoffunpuppet16 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Leader of These Puppets with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.917 billion Landoffunpuppet16ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Town of Puppets. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet16ian economy, worth 567 trillion Puppet Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,971 Puppet Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, the digital money revolution has cashed out, and when their backs are against the walls Landoffunpuppet16ians look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet16's national animal is the Puppet Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 6 religion.

Landoffunpuppet16 is ranked 81,189^th in the world and 42^nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,723.56 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.