The World World Census

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Kingdom of Kaigi	Corrupt Dictatorship	“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
2.	The Persianic Republic of Iranism	Conservative Democracy	“In Allah we trust”
3.	The Armed empire of The Second Kingdom of Hungary	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Money=Power Power=Happiness”
4.	The Kingdom of Jiwasax reyitanwa	Free-Market Paradise	“Nayland wajjranakajajj yer asnupankjjewa”
5.	The Democratic States of East Puppetia	New York Times Democracy	“Options Are Freedom”
6.	The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”
7.	The United Socialist States of Span	Left-wing Utopia	“We Own Y'all!”
8.	The Empire of Corsaria	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.”
9.	The Republic of Kyupaa	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?”
10.	The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“To Dream the Impossible Dream”