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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 664thMost Patriotic: 691stLowest Crime Rates: 1,373rd
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LandOfTheKingsPeople

Population8.348 billion

CapitalThe Kings City
LeaderNotstalan H Faust
FaithLoyalty to the King

CurrencyMEU
AnimalLa-lion

The Kingdom of LandOfTheKingsPeople is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Notstalan H Faust with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.348 billion LandOfTheKingsPeopleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kings City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient LandOfTheKingsPeoplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,751 trillion MEUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 209,797 MEUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, the military's newest toy broadcasts LandOfTheKingsPeople's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LandOfTheKingsPeople's national animal is the La-lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loyalty to the King.

LandOfTheKingsPeople is ranked 161,416th in the world and 3,498th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 251.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 664thMost Patriotic: 691stLowest Crime Rates: 1,373rdMost Influential: 1,431stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,747thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,452ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,816thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,972ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,206thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,375thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,390thLargest Governments: 3,550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,601stMost Developed: 3,867thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,952ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,702ndSmartest Citizens: 6,195thBest Weather: 6,836thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,468thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,360thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,887thHighest Average Incomes: 9,050thMost Authoritarian: 9,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,057thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,168thMost Secular: 13,283rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,401stMost Income Equality: 14,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,045thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,004thHighest Economic Output: 15,050thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,745thMost Stationary: 28,631stMost Subsidized Industry: 28,644thLargest Mining Sector: 28,827th
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Most Patriotic: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 80th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 148th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 168th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 169th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 183rd in the regionMost Developed: 187th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 265th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 288th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 294th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 330th in the regionMost Influential: 342nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 366th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 368th in the regionBest Weather: 370th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 410th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 412th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 414th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 421st in the regionMost Secular: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 435th in the regionMost Extreme: 458th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 462nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 476th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 532nd in the regionMost Stationary: 538th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 545th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 566th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 195 » Great Bights Mum, Votak Matim, Dreadton, Former English Colony, Bankowiata, North Bratislava, Corfad, Kranostav, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Empy, Chukstik Illahi, Omnistria, Siwale, Loutsland, Sikol, Ozstan, Pasargad, Wineclaw, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, Ethnon, Frances Francis the First of France, The Iron Lions, Xagill, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Wilkshire, A Salmon Named Harold, Seenvorland, Simone Republic, Maott, The Jerichowan Country, Merconitonitopia, Unshleepd, AmManies, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Neopie, Vincone Cae, Andanavia, Malta Comino Gozo, Kwaj, Holy Marcus Empire, Parpyduckland, KAP03land, Cobolica, Bornodia, and 145 others.Regallio, The Arverni Lands, Gragadoia, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, Inspiratus, GPT-3, Oannia, Varisland, Gurou, PotatoFarmers, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Sechiole, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Singamadri, New-Ferytland, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Nationeer, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Pinky Queen, New Selkirk, Gorundu, Paladani, Esperonia, Iespao, Etanur, Khoik, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Atrito, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Austro-Bavarian States, Marlducro, Catalis, Jeltronian WA Mission, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Laurendon, TamilPesum, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, New Atlantico, Valentine Z, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Fran Advar, Ovekisu, Bedsonya, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Batatoland Empire, Oskland, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, Petronellania, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Eurochina, Sindoesia, Crilland, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Eurocom, Alire, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Segesta, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, Altivia, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Hyphen, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, The Resoland, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Dillimore, Davidianian, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, and Northern Zorbrasnka.

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