The Kingdom of LandOfTheKingsPeople is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Notstalan H Faust with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.348 billion LandOfTheKingsPeopleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kings City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient LandOfTheKingsPeoplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,751 trillion MEUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 209,797 MEUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, the military's newest toy broadcasts LandOfTheKingsPeople's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LandOfTheKingsPeople's national animal is the La-lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loyalty to the King.

LandOfTheKingsPeople is ranked 161,602^nd in the world and 3,507^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 251.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.