The Precious Gemnation of Lhauzfhashe is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zoelia Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.612 billion Lhauzfhasheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topazia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lhauzfhashean economy, worth a remarkable 3,782 trillion Topazes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,426 Topazes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime is totally unknown. Lhauzfhashe's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Lhauzfhashe is ranked 286,112^th in the world and 11^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -31.82 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.